come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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