Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
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This has happened too me......sooooo many damn times lol
FIRST in your fucking damned face!!!!
Its not going to wrk
I so could relate! Hilarious! Ha!
Story of my life?
did i send this to someone? if it wasn't me this other 815 area code person is my new best friend
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
Find a good corner and post up, sooomebooody eill take your ragidy ass home.
now THIS is a good t-shirt
this is depressing but I think that was me. :(
Love it. I'm using this line tonight.
10:15 lol phailure.... That's what you get for being a first whore
quite possibly the best pickup line yet
I guess it's the streets for you again.