It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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