My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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