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  • In case no one ever mentioned it to you guys, you should always grab the base of the condom when you pull out - ESPECIALLY if you've ejaculated.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:00pm
  • get a bigger guy so it won't slip off next time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:03pm
  • I feel bad for the guy above me...oh, let downs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:03pm
  • wait... you said you are in the school library and googling it, and that you found it. sooo.... you were digging around your vag in the library?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:46pm
  • GOD DAMN IPOD AUTO-CORRECT!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:04am
  • Loose condom = small dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:11pm
  • That's what happens when you put a magnum on a durex dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:37pm
  • maybe the guy should be wearing the right size condom to begin with

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:09pm
  • In Farmville we don't use birth control. -Farmville Farmer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:23pm
  • Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway...

    Submitted by Firebirdrise on Oct 5, 10 at 1:04am
  • been there... most awkward feeling of your life when you finally find it... ugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:13pm
  • In school you found the condom? Sucks for you.

    Submitted by anu on Jan 17, 10 at 3:22pm
  • And how could not find it the night before "even in your vag"? A condom is a reasonably big object in a reasonably small space.. you can't just lose it. And if you do you're retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:55pm
  • 3:35, I bet I could fly an airplane through your vag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:55pm
  • your vagina must be like a fucking walk-in closet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:08pm
  • Ahh. You remind me of losing my virginity. We looked EVERYWHERE for that damn condom.. convinced ourselves it was lost in the sheets somewhere. The 3 1/2 days later, I'm havin a nice pee.. and right before I flush, what do I see? That nasty peice of latex that was stuck inside me for all those days. What a first time, huh? Heh. AND, btw, losing a condom does NOT mean small dick. In fact, I think it might mean the exact opposite..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:20pm
  • She got it out you fucks it's not like she left it in to rot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:35pm
  • alright, if you're losing a condom/tampon (like 3:35) there's something wrong. your vag shouldn't be THAT loose. just saying, whores!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:18pm
  • he seemed genuinely excited too. not just like, trying to be a dick and yelling "first" just cuz everybody hates it. :( poor little fella.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:04pm
  • Why dont u get some condoms that fit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:42pm
  • Thanks....just had lunch. But I guess I deserve that for choosing to read this site after eating.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:30pm
  • Now I won't profess to having a huge penis, nor is it tiny. But some condoms refuse to stay put. It's a bit of a pain. And no it's not bendy...!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:21am
  • Something similar happened to me once... I had just finished having a threesome with my ex fiancee and his wife. It happened because the condom we used was too small for his cock and my vag tightened up too much during the after shocks... it was thoughful and got it out for me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:02am
  • 2:46....you're supposed to use a new condom each time...so if you go for 7 rounds, you need 7 condoms...or they'll slip off or break. And vaginas only change shape after giving birth, so OPs condom didn't necessarily get stuck because she's loose or a whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:14pm
  • 2:46 you are an idiot! Can you not read? She was googling how to get it out...pure retardation 2:46

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:05pm
  • Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:32pm
  • oh my god thats horrible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:12pm
  • 3:35 you are nasty!! First of all it would stink. You would get an infection.. And any smart person would see a doc. I call bullshit on u.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:49pm
  • That's so disgusting...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:28am
  • Oh that's just not right. Erlack

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:04pm
  • 10:42 what did you not understand about this...? She was googling it in class and then later on found it. Only Simone as dumb as you would do that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:32am
  • It happens, especially if you have good muscle control. I've accidentally pulled off a condom with muscle power before, afterward it was pushed in b/c we didn't feel it slip off. The guy doesn't have to be small either...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:12am
  • You people are fucking assholes. But I'm calling fake. Google gentle digging techniques, nothing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:02am
  • wait wait wait....you dug for it DURING CLASS?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:42pm
  • So, this one time, ... That's just fucking disgusting. He should wear the proper size condom. Tell him he's a small. -White Guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:53pm
  • welllll that's gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:27pm
  • Aury

    Submitted by degreens on Mar 22, 10 at 9:23pm
  • Been there, done that....

    Submitted by SwefricanChick on Feb 19, 10 at 11:10am
  • I like condoms in my vag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:03pm
  • awwwkward. even by yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:03pm
  • WTF 3:00? Are you some sex therapist? Holy shut, who gets on this thing and gives out real advice? Good God! You stupid whore!!! You dumb fucking cunt!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:32am
  • Yeah. This was most likely a story and not a text. Maybe next year, Champ.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:34pm
  • Happened to me. Took plan b right away

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:30am
  • My ex had one in her for a week and we now call her spare rubber!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:28pm
  • can you post a video of the gentle digging? I'd like to see your technique

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:24am
  • Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:06pm
  • Thank you 2:03!! TMI

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:12am
  • And now I have the taste of throw-up in my mouth..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:01pm
  • And yes, you can totally lose it up there. It might be big while it's on a nice hard tool but it gets all nasty-fied and SMALL once it gets lodged up next to your cervix. And some of us, despite lots of time LOOKING for it, can still miss it when it's stuck up there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:23pm
  • sans means without, dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:47pm
  • 3:34... you fail. tss?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:01pm
  • Wow...next time make sure he's wearing the right size condoms and grab the base of the condom when pulling out. Thank God you found it soon enough. Get Plan B immediately, and maybe make an appointment with a doctor or Planned Parenthood since that could cause an infection.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:42pm
  • That is pure disgusting! What a whore!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:02pm
  • 2:32 why would we WANT to "beat that"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:48pm
  • I am guessing this was from a Sigma Kappa. Maybe a DG or a Pi Phi... Skanks the like of ya, good thing you found that fucking thing, I hope the plan B worked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:20pm
  • umm what fucking dumb ass would rate this as a 'good night'? that's what i'd like to know...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:13am
  • maybe she shouldn't be such a slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:31pm
  • what the fuck is sans?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:32pm
  • happens to the best of us. my friend had one in her for like 3 days. beat that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:32pm
  • 2:03 "First First First!!! Yeeeeee. && That's naaaastyyy. " Kyle???? LOLZ

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:42pm
  • you can lose it. I lost a tampon for almost 2 months... it's possible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:35pm
  • 3:35, I call bullshit on you! What are you? a 12 year old guy trying to sound like a female? If you are a female, 4:49 is right on the money. Besides, your vag would expell it before 2 months.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:53pm
  • Totally happeed to me, twice. Same guy... took no plan B. No pregnancy... i must not be fertile? hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:45am
  • Loose condom does not equal small there are other reasons

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:18pm
  • Oh Reno... And 9:20, don't judge anyone. Obviously you don't know actually know any of those girls. There is more to people then stereotypes.

    Submitted by JMH1013 on Mar 2, 10 at 9:39pm
  • fuk someone with a real dick ....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:58pm
  • Which is why she put quotations around it moron. She probably didn't google exactly gentle digging.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:59am
  • nice use of the word "SANS" btw. thats the only part of this that made me laugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:11pm
  • I actually do text like this. Average texting lingo bugs the he'll out of me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:03am
  • ))<>(( back and forth forever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:55pm
  • @9:28, LOL my friend. LOL!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:27am
  • my condoms only get loose after we've banged like like 7 times and it's not getting half hard anymore boom. p0wn3r 0f n00bs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:46pm
  • First First First!!! Yeeeeee. && That's naaaastyyy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:03pm