I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
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I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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