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  • No biggie. You were a little too lively for me anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:50pm
  • This is not a text bashing porn, this is a text bashing necrophilia. Good call on the OP's part.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:01pm
  • From a Reel Big Fish show I once attended: "Last time we played this venue, it was like fucking a dead woman! But this time, it was more like fucking an unconscious woman!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:03pm
  • 2:22 sounds like she masterbates in a dark corner watching porn on her laptop.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:30pm
  • well....they're DEFINITELY out there 2:22.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:47pm
  • What?! There's something wrong with this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:00pm
  • I really always knew that my little crime\nWould be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs\nAnd a word to the wise when the fire dies,\nYou think it's over but it's just begun...

    Submitted by AnthroGirl333 on Dec 8, 10 at 2:27am
  • 7:59 - I think they would call her/him a "dead lay" Hahaha - Sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:45pm
  • i think everyone is missing the major point to this fucking text. the porn itself took a back seat to the type: necrophiliacs look at sex in the dead, bloody, and rotting variety. im sure regular porn would not have gotten him dumped, but just cussed out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:29pm
  • I am also a quiet virgin, that iis true. -the quiet guy/virgin in the corner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:19pm
  • I really think that this girl dumped him for looking at porn involving necrophilia, not just regular porn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:31pm
  • If I live to 97, you'll still be waiting in refridgerator heaven, 'cuz you're cool, you're on ice, Cold Ethyl you're my paradise!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:04pm
  • how do you know it was a girl who sent this text? sexist much...? hmmm...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:54pm
  • just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:25pm
  • 3:12- don't you mean the quiet virgin in the corner (lol), just kidding man, I didn't get into porn until I was in a relationship.. but some people never get into it... no biggie, but don't bash it :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:16pm
  • One thing, no lie, Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo Pie. She's cool in bed. Well she oughta be, cause Ethyl's dead!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:02pm
  • Nothing wrong with a little porn... Some girls/boys are so uptight... Im a female and I love porn... Some people need to "let there hair down"... I would love to find a man who loves porn as much as me... LoL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:22pm
  • 7:59 To quote Dan Savage "Dump the honest foot fetishist, marry the dishonest necrophiliac." The key word is DISHONEST.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:53pm
  • dumped via text.. classy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:18pm
  • So if you are dating someone that's into necrophilia, what does that say about you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:59pm
  • nothing this funny happens in the 541...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:43pm
  • that shit is sick... hell yeah dump their ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:03pm
  • 3:19 So now it's weird for a guy to have control of his sexual urges? Okay then. -the quiet guy in the corner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:50pm
  • This is why you delete the history EVERY time silly!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:47pm
  • porn makes a great segue to sex... hence why I began watching it about 4.5 years into my relationship... and it's a nice place to pick up technique

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:19pm
  • Kyle?

    Submitted by xandrasm on Jan 10, 11 at 3:42am
  • 3:12 and 3:19 just told us why they are virgins.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:13pm
  • So 3:12 how long has it been since you were neutered?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:19pm
  • I've never watched porn. I can't stand the idea of watching two people I don't know or care about in the slightest have sex. -the quiet guy in the corner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:12pm