My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
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No biggie. You were a little too lively for me anyway.
2:22 sounds like she masterbates in a dark corner watching porn on her laptop.
This is not a text bashing porn, this is a text bashing necrophilia. Good call on the OP's part.
From a Reel Big Fish show I once attended:
"Last time we played this venue, it was like fucking a dead woman! But this time, it was more like fucking an unconscious woman!"
well....they're DEFINITELY out there 2:22.
What?! There's something wrong with this?
I really always knew that my little crime\nWould be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs\nAnd a word to the wise when the fire dies,\nYou think it's over but it's just begun...
7:59 - I think they would call her/him a "dead lay"
Hahaha - Sorry.
i think everyone is missing the major point to this fucking text. the porn itself took a back seat to the type: necrophiliacs look at sex in the dead, bloody, and rotting variety. im sure regular porn would not have gotten him dumped, but just cussed out
I really think that this girl dumped him for looking at porn involving necrophilia, not just regular porn.
I am also a quiet virgin, that iis true.
-the quiet guy/virgin in the corner
If I live to 97, you'll still be waiting in refridgerator heaven, 'cuz you're cool, you're on ice, Cold Ethyl you're my paradise!
how do you know it was a girl who sent this text? sexist much...? hmmm...
One thing, no lie, Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo Pie. She's cool in bed. Well she oughta be, cause Ethyl's dead!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds
3:12- don't you mean the quiet virgin in the corner (lol), just kidding man, I didn't get into porn until I was in a relationship.. but some people never get into it... no biggie, but don't bash it :)
7:59 To quote Dan Savage "Dump the honest foot fetishist, marry the dishonest necrophiliac." The key word is DISHONEST.
Nothing wrong with a little porn... Some girls/boys are so uptight... Im a female and I love porn... Some people need to "let there hair down"... I would love to find a man who loves porn as much as me... LoL.
dumped via text.. classy!
So if you are dating someone that's into necrophilia, what does that say about you?
nothing this funny happens in the 541...
that shit is sick... hell yeah dump their ass
3:19 So now it's weird for a guy to have control of his sexual urges? Okay then.
-the quiet guy in the corner
porn makes a great segue to sex... hence why I began watching it about 4.5 years into my relationship... and it's a nice place to pick up technique
I thought that was half the original purpose of porn?
This is why you delete the history EVERY time silly!
3:12 and 3:19 just told us why they are virgins.
So 3:12 how long has it been since you were neutered?
I've never watched porn. I can't stand the idea of watching two people I don't know or care about in the slightest have sex.
-the quiet guy in the corner