the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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