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  • omg this reminds me of my ex!...one night he did actual pee on me in his sleep when he was drunk. Another time (this was all in one night) he pissed in my bed, pissed on my wall, and then peed in my trashcan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:33pm
  • I would immediately dump anyone I was with if they peed in, on or around me. Basically, if they ever miss the toilet without the excuse of being sick..gone. The "i love you" at the end is precious though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:01pm
  • 12:33 - I can see why he's your ex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:56pm
  • pee in me, that's the ok one ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:49am
  • I pissed all over my friend and his girlfriend one night, don't remember it at all and didn't believe it either until he showed me the bucket full of piss he redicected me toward after I woke them up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:29am
  • hahaha i peed and walked down state street in madison wisconsin once... good night id say

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:56pm
  • Tough one. peeing on something can be construed as a sign of ownership. but that aside. I assume its easier to take a shower than get the urine smell out of the wooden drawer. but then again is he asleep in bed where he should have locked his door? or passed out on the floor?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:30am
  • How did she pull that off?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:54am
  • my friend peed in her boyfriends drawer on their first date. i'm pretty sure this is from her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:57am
  • At least he didn't pee in you...there was a text earlier where somebody did that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:41am
  • For the love of god... which one is the ok one???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:18am