my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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