id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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