I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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