You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
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thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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