Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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