How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I love you.
Bad choice
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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