We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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