I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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you should have had him stick it in your ass then. im sure it would also protect him against your herp
You should have given him a "pinky swear"
I have a small penis and I'm not ashamed !
Hey guys...we been treating girls like they're nothing but pussy and tits...nothing else. Turn-about sucks but we brought it on ourselves.
Guy with average dicks--learn how to eat pussy like a champ and you'll get all the sex you can stand!
It looks like we have a situation
it literally was a pinky finger ... he thought you were ugly and tricked you into leaving. lol
Been tried to do that...
Why would you laugh at someone for that reason? I don't get it. I mean, if it's not for you then just don't get with him again, but why would you laugh at someone bc of something physical? Something they can't help? Covering your own insecurities or just plain a horrible person I'd guess.
Amen to this comment! I totally agree!
It sucks when that happens!!!
......it's a big pinky.....
But... everything is bigger in Texas...
Don't be ashamed, but know that girls won't feel anything. So you better have game with other parts
He must have been visiting from Jersey Shore...
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAA TOO FUNNY
Aw poor guy...
I learned that if you and eat her out like a pro, it can make up for having an avg to below avg size.
I love 0743.
Haha this happened to me with a guy. Behind his back we call him millimeter Peter ;)
Yeah and then behind your back he calls himself a retard for giving a birch like you the time of day.
Bitch* ... not birch -.-
Was his name Rich?
If these texts are real, why don't the OPs ever post comments?
Oh damn that's cold. Should have just smack him in the face it would have been less painful.
hah jesus, i know how that goes.
So you really must have liked him to start, you shallow slut
Who Dat ?!
It's hard not to laugh when it's a small penis...you literally do think "where is the rest of it?"
I only encountered one stubby penis...nice guy but I couldn't see making it work sexually. I did try...twice. I felt bad for him...
Fuckkkkkk ya reppppin the ATX
Hahaha! Ive been there. Luckily i was drunk out of my mind so i just pretended to pass out.
<- soviet russian
I have a BIG sausage in my pants
For real...once I fucked an Asian, and it's like, is this really it???
303 n I got a man with a baby leg n so happy for that!!
That's creepy. Lol\nShoulda just said huge dong instead of a babys leg.
In soviet Russia we have legs in our pants
Man this should be mine lol. Same thing happened to me a couple years ago. It was sad. I tried twice with the poor guy. And I'm from the 512 and the guy was in north Austin
The comment below this must have a pinky sized dick since he is freaking out..
i dated a guy who will now forever be known as "Vienna sausage"
Was his ping, pong, tang or jiang?
FUCK YOU SARAH!
you should just tell people from the get go that u have a small penis - it will either save time and energy or put u in the "just friends" category.
I lick beer from girls tight assholes :)
Tell him that he'll gain some dick if he sheds some weight, meanwhile find some other guy to sleep with.
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I'm from 319
Lmao. Been there before. It's really quite sad.. Poor fellas.
Whats with everyone saying stuff bout sovoet rusdo?
I love ATX!
3:11 ur right je must feel like the post is about him