I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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you should have had him stick it in your ass then. im sure it would also protect him against your herp
You should have given him a "pinky swear"
I have a small penis and I'm not ashamed !
Hey guys...we been treating girls like they're nothing but pussy and tits...nothing else. Turn-about sucks but we brought it on ourselves.
Guy with average dicks--learn how to eat pussy like a champ and you'll get all the sex you can stand!
It looks like we have a situation
it literally was a pinky finger ... he thought you were ugly and tricked you into leaving. lol
Been tried to do that...
......it's a big pinky.....
But... everything is bigger in Texas...
Why would you laugh at someone for that reason? I don't get it. I mean, if it's not for you then just don't get with him again, but why would you laugh at someone bc of something physical? Something they can't help? Covering your own insecurities or just plain a horrible person I'd guess.
Amen to this comment! I totally agree!
Don't be ashamed, but know that girls won't feel anything. So you better have game with other parts
It sucks when that happens!!!
He must have been visiting from Jersey Shore...
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAA TOO FUNNY
I learned that if you and eat her out like a pro, it can make up for having an avg to below avg size.
Haha this happened to me with a guy. Behind his back we call him millimeter Peter ;)
Yeah and then behind your back he calls himself a retard for giving a birch like you the time of day.
Bitch* ... not birch -.-
Aw poor guy...
I love 0743.
Was his name Rich?
If these texts are real, why don't the OPs ever post comments?
Oh damn that's cold. Should have just smack him in the face it would have been less painful.
So you really must have liked him to start, you shallow slut
hah jesus, i know how that goes.
It's hard not to laugh when it's a small penis...you literally do think "where is the rest of it?"
I only encountered one stubby penis...nice guy but I couldn't see making it work sexually. I did try...twice. I felt bad for him...
Hahaha! Ive been there. Luckily i was drunk out of my mind so i just pretended to pass out.
<- soviet russian
Fuckkkkkk ya reppppin the ATX
Who Dat ?!
For real...once I fucked an Asian, and it's like, is this really it???
Man this should be mine lol. Same thing happened to me a couple years ago. It was sad. I tried twice with the poor guy. And I'm from the 512 and the guy was in north Austin
I have a BIG sausage in my pants
303 n I got a man with a baby leg n so happy for that!!
That's creepy. Lol\nShoulda just said huge dong instead of a babys leg.
The comment below this must have a pinky sized dick since he is freaking out..
In soviet Russia we have legs in our pants
i dated a guy who will now forever be known as "Vienna sausage"
you should just tell people from the get go that u have a small penis - it will either save time and energy or put u in the "just friends" category.
I lick beer from girls tight assholes :)
FUCK YOU SARAH!
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Was his ping, pong, tang or jiang?
Tell him that he'll gain some dick if he sheds some weight, meanwhile find some other guy to sleep with.
Whats with everyone saying stuff bout sovoet rusdo?
Lmao. Been there before. It's really quite sad.. Poor fellas.
3:11 ur right je must feel like the post is about him
I'm from 319
I love ATX!