I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
well you can't waste a boner
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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