I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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