Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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