So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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