Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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