Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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