did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Randomize
