So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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