it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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