dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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