I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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