awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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