is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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