literally had 100 drinks last night.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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