No, drunk sperm still make babies.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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