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  • Maybe it was you.

    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 30, 11 at 1:38pm
    • agreed ive known some women that wanted it but i was like oh god no!! and my junk retreated into me like a meerkat down a hole

      Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 30, 11 at 9:09pm
  • As the highly revered Asher Roth once put it: "Time is never wasted when you're getting wasted."

    Submitted by 307703 on Jul 30, 11 at 7:20pm
  • ?.... Uhh

    Submitted by loj16 on Jul 30, 11 at 1:24pm
  • Scored quite the booty there, not a waste at all. Shame old softie couldn't rise to the booty.

    Submitted by CptnObvious on Jul 30, 11 at 2:46pm
  • No joke, I just did that to my guy last week lol

    Submitted by mwoods2293 on Aug 7, 11 at 6:27pm
  • did you blow him?\n\nor was he just too stoned or drunk to get the ol pump workin...yea they dont tell ya that in the booze commercials

    Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 30, 11 at 9:07pm