he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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Maybe it was you.
agreed ive known some women that wanted it but i was like oh god no!! and my junk retreated into me like a meerkat down a hole
As the highly revered Asher Roth once put it: "Time is never wasted when you're getting wasted."
Scored quite the booty there, not a waste at all. Shame old softie couldn't rise to the booty.
did you blow him?\n\nor was he just too stoned or drunk to get the ol pump workin...yea they dont tell ya that in the booze commercials
No joke, I just did that to my guy last week lol