okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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