Dual....:-)
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Michael Bay diarrhea
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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