we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Randomize