I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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