Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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