I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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