Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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