Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
