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  • 71 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:25pm

    LIES! Look at the village people....

  • 70 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:30pm

    dont worry untill 3rd grade i wanted to be a dog.

    • 46 40
      Submitted by fuhlaffle on Apr 12, 10 at 1:53am

      i definitely wanted to be a cat. i thought it was like a legit line of work. firefighter, dancer, cat

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:38pm

    I used to run through the forest barefoot and pretend I was Pocahontas in the scene where she's singing Colors of The Wind. And then I learned that I was 1/8 Chickasaw. And now I still run around in the forest barefoot... I'm pretty sure you CAN grow up to be an Indian.

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:10pm

    I feel your pain, man. when i was a kid, i wanted to grow up to be a kite.

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:37pm

    mmm jabcob, he's a sexy indian

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:45pm

    Fun Fact: in order to be Native American by government standards i.e. blood quantum you must have a certain ratio of your ancestry which is defined by and differs from tribe to tribe. It's called the Wheeler Howard Act. If you pass you get a nifty card. And now you know assholes

    • 18 28
      Submitted by 2jzstang on Oct 30, 11 at 12:49pm

      I love having that card!

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:29pm

    like the kind that run with wolves and wear headdresses and shit. hahaha

  • 41 45
    Submitted by LeoOnTheLarge on Oct 21, 10 at 1:07am

    I know someone who is part native American and her last name is Moon; but she keeps getting mail to join the Korean church...

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:16pm

    Don't feel bad. When I was a kid, my best friend wanted to be a Barbie boombox. Atleast your dream wasn't to be an inanimate (but still slutty) object

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:07pm

    True story: i am a white girl who grew up on the Rez. I asked my mom when I was going to turn into a Navajo at age 5. She looked at me kind of like o.O Current age: 24. Current race: Still white. Dammit.

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:16pm

    OP FTW!! I wanted to be a ninja!! I'm still hoping. That or a dinosaur. RAWRSSS!!!!

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:22pm

    i wanna be an indian

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:23pm

    hahaha 9:16 slutty boombox! you're amazing.

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:40pm

    my friend got chucked off the rez cuz he was adopted by white people. does that make him un-indian?

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:32pm

    @ 4:30 : you're a fucking retard. cuz that's relative?

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:24pm

    disney movies made me believe i could.

  • 36 44
    Submitted by mbATL on Dec 7, 10 at 12:45pm

    Kevin Costner did it.

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:31pm

    its all good, when i was little people would ask me what i wanted to be when i grew up, i said tiger. if not, a lion, and if not, a mermaid on the moon. im pretty sure there was pcp in my animal crackers.

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:18am

    12:29 that is wrong. not all of us dont shower. those are only the sick disgusting smelly ones... one of which i am not. yuckk

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:18pm

    me too!!! i wanted to grow up to be tigerlilly ironic eh

  • 51 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:51pm

    If you wanna be an Indian all you need is a large bottle of Listerine to drink and no dignity.

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:42pm

    I thought I was alone in this noble pursuit! Darn my Caucasian-ness!

  • 30 40
    Submitted by thatshitwaslegit on Apr 16, 11 at 2:34am

    I am 1/8 blackfoot indian, but I look white as fuck. White skin, blonde hair, blue eyes, white feet.... damn those white feet.

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:54pm

    While I agree most Indians have alchohol problems you cannot be an indian unless the government is paying for you're booze

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:26pm

    "You mean I'm gonna stay this color?"

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:22pm

    you can be an indian if you want. lol

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:21pm

    I went to McMurry. I'm an Indian now.

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:29am

    Sure you can! Indian has a more applicable synonym. What was it? ...oh yeah, ALCOHOLIC!!

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:01am

    When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Bobby you are 17, it’s time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop", but he didn't really say that. He said that "Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job!!!"

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:22pm

    east indian or native american? dumbass.

  • 30 48
    Submitted by Rarely_Coherent on Jul 14, 10 at 11:37am

    My older sister has a different dad, so she used to always say "I'm part Indian..." well me being 5, and trying to one up her, I began announcing I was part buffalo to people...

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 2:19am

    sure you can, go back to Central as a student or a teacher

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:36pm

    I'm sorry, those of you who wanted to be an Indian were just aiming low. I wanted to be a dinosaur!!! RAWWWRRRRRR... I'm still hopeful >.>

  • 44 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:40pm

    ahhh Wyoming... the wild, wild west!

  • 50 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:35pm

    The Indians in Oregon are exactly that, 4:27. Sad story.

  • 51 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:27pm

    You wanted to be a fat drunk on welfare with 8 kids? Or are we talking about East Indians?

  • 40 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 7:01am

    tommy lee jones grew up to be an indian in that one movie

  • 45 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:46am

    if i had to boink any disney princess, it woul totally be pocahontas.

  • 39 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 1:54am

    oh i wanna be an indian so bad! but not like how indians are thought of now but like in the early 1800s when they were badass! i think i just like the idea of wearing all that leather with feathers and beads... oh and 11:01: LOVE the step brothers quote!

  • 38 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:29am

    If your gonna be an Indian the first thing you need to do is not shower for two weeks.

  • 44 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:47pm

    Just pose as one. Get the rags, red marker, and dip your face in ashes.

  • 40 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:55pm

    5:42 - Someday we're going to be feasting off these indian wannabe's! -5:36

  • 31 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:36pm

    [QUOTE=Acutie;1076364] Oh and btw, I put my dog down because it had a stomach condition that I thought was too expensive to correct, but I treated that dog like gold his entire life and loved him dearly. Is that abuse? Is that cruel? If you are someone who thinks it is, fuck you.[/QUOTE]

  • 37 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:17am

    I definitely wanted that too, I was horrified when I realized it wasn't dependent on strategic career moves or skills like throwing flaming spears and shooting arrows.