i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
You must be Logged in to post a comment
dont worry untill 3rd grade i wanted to be a dog.
i definitely wanted to be a cat. i thought it was like a legit line of work. firefighter, dancer, cat
LIES! Look at the village people....
I feel your pain, man. when i was a kid, i wanted to grow up to be a kite.
hahaha 9:16 slutty boombox! you're amazing.
I know someone who is part native American and her last name is Moon; but she keeps getting mail to join the Korean church...
I used to run through the forest barefoot and pretend I was Pocahontas in the scene where she's singing Colors of The Wind. And then I learned that I was 1/8 Chickasaw. And now I still run around in the forest barefoot... I'm pretty sure you CAN grow up to be an Indian.
like the kind that run with wolves and wear headdresses and shit. hahaha
@ 4:30 : you're a fucking retard. cuz that's relative?
disney movies made me believe i could.
i wanna be an indian
Fun Fact: in order to be Native American by government standards i.e. blood quantum you must have a certain ratio of your ancestry which is defined by and differs from tribe to tribe. It's called the Wheeler Howard Act. If you pass you get a nifty card.
And now you know
I love having that card!
12:29 that is wrong. not all of us dont shower. those are only the sick disgusting smelly ones... one of which i am not. yuckk
Kevin Costner did it.
you can be an indian if you want. lol
Don't feel bad. When I was a kid, my best friend wanted to be a Barbie boombox. Atleast your dream wasn't to be an inanimate (but still slutty) object
my friend got chucked off the rez cuz he was adopted by white people. does that make him un-indian?
OP FTW!! I wanted to be a ninja!! I'm still hoping. That or a dinosaur. RAWRSSS!!!!
True story: i am a white girl who grew up on the Rez. I asked my mom when I was going to turn into a Navajo at age 5. She looked at me kind of like o.O
Current age: 24. Current race: Still white.
"You mean I'm gonna stay this color?"
I went to McMurry. I'm an Indian now.
If you wanna be an Indian all you need is a large bottle of Listerine to drink and no dignity.
mmm jabcob, he's a sexy indian
its all good, when i was little people would ask me what i wanted to be when i grew up, i said tiger. if not, a lion, and if not, a mermaid on the moon. im pretty sure there was pcp in my animal crackers.
You wanted to be a fat drunk on welfare with 8 kids? Or are we talking about East Indians?
east indian or native american? dumbass.
The Indians in Oregon are exactly that, 4:27.
sure you can, go back to Central as a student or a teacher
I thought I was alone in this noble pursuit! Darn my Caucasian-ness!
My older sister has a different dad, so she used to always say "I'm part Indian..." well me being 5, and trying to one up her, I began announcing I was part buffalo to people...
I am 1/8 blackfoot indian, but I look white as fuck. White skin, blonde hair, blue eyes, white feet.... damn those white feet.
When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Bobby you are 17, it’s time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop", but he didn't really say that. He said that "Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job!!!"
me too!!! i wanted to grow up to be tigerlilly
tommy lee jones grew up to be an indian in that one movie
Sure you can! Indian has a more applicable synonym.
What was it? ...oh yeah, ALCOHOLIC!!
While I agree most Indians have alchohol problems you cannot be an indian unless the government is paying for you're booze
I'm sorry, those of you who wanted to be an Indian were just aiming low. I wanted to be a dinosaur!!! RAWWWRRRRRR... I'm still hopeful >.>
ahhh Wyoming... the wild, wild west!
If your gonna be an Indian the first thing you need to do is not shower for two weeks.
Just pose as one. Get the rags, red marker, and dip your face in ashes.
if i had to boink any disney princess, it woul totally be pocahontas.
oh i wanna be an indian so bad! but not like how indians are thought of now but like in the early 1800s when they were badass! i think i just like the idea of wearing all that leather with feathers and beads...
oh and 11:01: LOVE the step brothers quote!
5:42 - Someday we're going to be feasting off these indian wannabe's!
Oh and btw, I put my dog down because it had a stomach condition that I thought was too expensive to correct, but I treated that dog like gold his entire life and loved him dearly. Is that abuse? Is that cruel? If you are someone who thinks it is, fuck you.[/QUOTE]
I definitely wanted that too, I was horrified when I realized it wasn't dependent on strategic career moves or skills like throwing flaming spears and shooting arrows.