I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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