Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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