have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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