let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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