Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
nutella sex= disaster
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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