If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I'm always down for nudity.
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