Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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