Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
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You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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