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  • 51 47
    Submitted by AllFuggedUp on Feb 15, 12 at 1:20pm

    apparently, it's because his penis is too small. after all.....he is poking the hamster.

  • 46 44
    Submitted by porksword on Feb 15, 12 at 10:08am

    Richard Gere?

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Problywasme on Feb 15, 12 at 10:36am

    Why would you want "normal" sex when you have a hamster handy?

  • 43 42
    Submitted by lovescollege on Feb 17, 12 at 1:47am

    ..I was the one who received this text.

  • 37 31
    Submitted by SauceQueen on Feb 16, 12 at 2:37am

    At least he wasn't porking your hampster, as my Freudian first read stated.

  • 35 47
    Submitted by distinkt on Feb 17, 12 at 10:15pm

    if you try to hard, people will just get naked and do weird things

  • 39 58
    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Feb 15, 12 at 10:30am

    Probably because you're hooking up with Buffalo Bill.