He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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apparently, it's because his penis is too small. after all.....he is poking the hamster.
At least he wasn't porking your hampster, as my Freudian first read stated.
..I was the one who received this text.
Why would you want "normal" sex when you have a hamster handy?
Probably because you're hooking up with Buffalo Bill.
if you try to hard, people will just get naked and do weird things