She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?