She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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