Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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